Saturday, November 2, 2024

So I hear--

 The aliens don't want to visit us,

but Tucker has been visited by an incubus.

Or so I infer.

It scratched him in his bed on his back

in a most horri.ble attack

but mostly wanted to talk

all things being what they were.

(Alex Jones will vouch for this--

we are living in spooky times.

Well, He would say that--so back to the rime--)

The two conversed without a filter

until the demon, feeling off-kilter

excused herself in a manner abrupt--

the man had nothing left to corrupt.

We have to ask if we've lost all sense

to buy such a tale with no evidence.

But to give it up for the unlikely host

whether ghosted by a demon

or bedeviled by a ghost--

he really knows his audience.